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VOLQUOTES - 2009:

at Kentucky:
"That lady don't mean sh$t, I'm the "King" around here!" - The "King" (aka the Parking Guy)
"Ya'll f%cked it all up." - The "King"
"Eric, you're fired." Donald Trump
"At least if you do, you'll go out in 1080p." - Sammy F.
"If I know somebody needed one (a ticket), I would not have invited Eric!" - Jack W.
"I hope I'm here when I'm 54 years old, and I can say we just beat you (Kentucky) 50 years in a row!" - Alex W.
"Paging Eric Vaughn." - Richie W.

Vanderbilt:
"That's like being a fat woman, you better have a good personality." - Brantley T.
"Is it hard to get the ball in the air?" - Justin N...(then response)..."I've never had a problem getting it up." - Alex W.
"At some point during the day, I got drunk!" - Alex W.
"I think I put too much whiskey in there..." - Dan S.
"Surely it isn’t that woman’s [parking spot]. I thought we established that last week." – Brantley T.
"Tell Schleuter to turn around." - Sammy F.
"The score is 1-1.” Dan S...(then response)..."Who’s winning?" Chris S.

at Ole Miss:
"Dan's pen fell from the sky above." Alex W.
"That's ok, I just sh$t in the backseat so we'll call it even." - Brantley T.
"I think gravity has a better hold on me." - Sammy F.
"Brantley, we should be comedians, they're all fat" - Sammy F. ...then response..."What are you saying..I'm fat?" - Brantley T. ...then response...YES!!..That should be a quote." - Sammy F.
"Feed him (Brantley) beers until the balance is zero." - Dan S.
"That's the same sausage I have in the cooler, but its different." - Alex W.
"I want an 'away & away' series." - Alex W.
"We haven't had a good kicker since Jeff Hall." - Brantley T.
"This is like douche city." - Brantley T.
"I'd be angry too if I had to do that chant." - Alex W.
"That better not be on the website either." - Sammy F.
"Man, have you seen my urinal?" - Dan S.

Memphis:
"We're all old enough to be parents." Justin N. ...then response... "But we're smart enough not to be." - Sammy F.
"Exercise is for the birds.....Now let's go to Guthries" - Adam M.

South Carolina:
"There are no timeouts in FlipCup!" - Ashley O.

at Alabama:
"Women, report to the kitchen. I want food...NOW !" - Adam M.
"So let me get this straight, the only people that have the rights to the Power T is you (Dan) and Adidias?" - Jason D.
"Get back in the kitchen...NOW! If you're hands aren't greasy, you're not working hard enough." - Adam M.

Georgia:
"I have to head to the locker room early ... I'm starting QB this week." - Brian R.
"You have to keep yourself between the man and the ball." - Brantley T.

Auburn:
"It looks like a long way." - Chris S.
"Call me Seabiscut." - Suzy W.
"For the love of God...its not cocaine." - Julie J.
"Are you retarded? I don't leave the VolPost." - Julie J.

Ohio:
"Poke early and often" - Tara O.
"We're gonna need your pin #, balance inquiry and access to all your accounts please." - Tara O.
"Alex, you're headed for the couch." - Sammy F.
"Take me to jail." - Dan S.

at Florida:
"Lou says that Tebow was saying to his teammates: "Who's responsible for blocking Berry?" - Lou Holtz

UCLA:
"I'm out of beverage!" - Adam M.

Western Kentucky:
"I am better than that. I am embarrassed for myself, for my family, & for the VolPost." - Will J.
"You are so selfish." - Brantley to Heather
"He acts like I'm not always selfish." - Heather to Julie
"These damn square cups." - Justin
"Do you know that I can see your butt?" - Knoxville Police
"Why does he always sound like a goblin?" - Ashley O.

VOLQUOTES - 2008:

at UCLA:
"I think I've got myself into a bit of a jam." - Chris B.

UAB:
"By the looks of it, we're not gonna have a problem winning this one!" - Ryan D.
""It's alright, just learn from it." - Jacob O.

Florida:
"I need to learn that move!" - Ryan D.

at Auburn:
"Clarence, are you mad at us?" - Adam M.
"Naw, we are going to Exxon!" - Alex W.
"War Smokey!" - Dan S.

Northern Illinois:
"This might be the Dream Team !" - Tara, Julie, & Candace

at Georgia:
"I don't know much about cars, but if its out of gas, I know how to fix it." - Justin N.
"Dan & Justin, standed at the Smokehouse." - Justin N.
"I think its just a bungie!" - Justin N.

Mississippi State
"Let me get ya a 'Man Beer'." - Chris S.

Alabama
"I don't walk like that, do I?" - Alex W.
"There's nothing wrong with a rookie, because us rookies are going to outlast those
motherf...ers!" - Brantley T.
"I know how to do it, but it sticks." - Brantley T.
"It's like you'll be drinking my d.ck." - Brantley T.
"I just pitched a fit over here." - Ryan D.
"Is it time to Exfoliate?" - Brantley T.
I paniced, I got into a fu..ing tizzy!" - Ryan D.
"Triple Threat....Be able to Drink, Flip, & Recover." - Ryan D.

at South Carolina
"You guys must be cock fans" - Alex W.
"While in Rome, do what the Romans do." - Alex W.
"This is our Half" - Dan S.
"You are a little cock!" - Alex W.
"Both of you look like you like cocks." - Alex W.
"We're right on the verge of turning the corner!" - Random UT Fan
"Ah Ha! I love beer!" - Dan S.
"GottaWannaNeedaGettaHavva" - Bojangles

Wyoming
"Let'em arrest me, don't know if I want to watch this game anyway" - Dan S. (then response:)"I don't know if you want a girlfriend named 'Bubba' either!" - Sammy F.
"Hold it with your hands." - Dan S.
"Go Karen! (to Tara)" - Erin
"Its ony on if its on." - Alex W.
"My girlfriend is so THREEatrical, she looks like oscar the grouch!" - Alex W.

at Vandy
"Dan, you're a boyscout!" - Heather T.
"Are you ready sailor (Justin)?" - Alex W.
"I'm a smoker, I don't quit!" - Justin N.
"At first, the problem with this sport...and it is a sport(meaning flipcup)...is that its rough, but everybody can do it. That's what I love about it." - Brantley T.

Kentucky
"We're going in like a brewery...same way we went out." - Adam M.
"You're lucky I even let you play at my table." - Julie J.
"Excuse me, I have to do this to be on the 'Board of Directors'." - Julie J.
"You're not going, you're drunk." - Jack W.
"It was steaming." - Seth R.
"You know what Julie, you're a bullie." - Eric V.
"I'm playing fear...I mean 'fair'." - Eric V.

VOLQUOTES - 2007:

Southern Miss:
"Is this a social event or a drinking event?" - Alex W.

at Florida:
"They (Florida) beat us by more than they beat Troy!" - Ryan D.
"I think I'm in love with a dipper." - Ryan D.

Arkansas State:
"Its not my liquor, its my box lunch" - Chris S.

Georgia:
"When you mix speed with consistancy, you always win." - Ryan D.

at Mississippi State:
"Even with their 'illegal' cowbells, they still aren't loud!" - Dan S.

at Alabama:
"Sir (Officer), Can you please Shoot Me?" - Alex W.

South Carolina:
"The grizzily beast has been awoken!" - Brantley T.
"We won one in a row!" - Alex W.

Louisiana Laf:
"All we need is 2 Jobes & a Dan." - Will J.

Arkansas:
"Am I too drunk to be here?" - Julie H.
"Is it inappropiate to vomit before a noon game?" - Chris S.
"I'm nobody, & you can park wherever else you would like, but you can't park here." - Justin N.
"You don't only get beat by Heather, you get beat by Brantley too!" - Dan S.
"Hey Heather, send Brantley to Arkansas to live!" - Ryan D.
"That's why I keep my friends close & my beer closer!" - Brantley T.
"You'd think you'd get tired of winning all the time, but it really doesn't." - Chris S.

Vandy:
"Hey guys, I'm going to sleep....on this Couch. Ya'll do what you do..." - Justin N.

at Kentucky:
"If you're not careful (Dan), people may mistake you for Clark W. Griswold (b/c your car is so loaded down)." - Adam M.
"I'm the champion of Glass." - Richie
"It was a snorecastra last night (at the hotel)." - Tara O.
"....but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night." - Everyone
"I plan on staying here 'forever'!!" - Dan S.

LSU:
"All the handicap people have all the luck." - Chris S.
"This music is so awesome, it makes me want to run a mile!" - Joel
"Stop right there, turn around, and walk away....the answer is NO!" - Dan S.

Wisconsin (Outback Bowl):
"Our hopes are 'Dashed'" - Tara O.
"Are you guys Irish Catholic?" - Tara O.

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